Guest guest Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 >I LIKE THIS ONE,ESPECIALLY THE FIRST SENTENCE. >----- Walking can add minutes to your life. >This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in >a nursing home at $5000 per month. >[] > >[] > >[] > >[] > >[] > > > >My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. >Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. >[] > > >The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear >heavy breathing again. >[] > > >I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. >Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. >[] > >[] >[] >[] >[] >[] > > >I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out >what I'm doing. >[] > > >I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. >[] > >I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. >[] > > >The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. >[] >[] > >[] > > >If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. >[] > > > >..............And last but not least, > > > >You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them! >[] > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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