9 WORDS WOMEN USE

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1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument

when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five

more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,

or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F _ _ _ YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to #3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about

arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.