Re: I been watching you......

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And the tapeworms got the fudge.Heh heh.DGRAHAMA@... wrote: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been very good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can’t read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone.Sincerely, Santa ClausSee AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter.No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill

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Darn those tape worms ! !

I want some fudge ! ! See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter.

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I am sure they are now gumming

them .......hee hee

hum.....wonder if they will turn into

gummy worms......?See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter.

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Heh heh. Well on the bright side, can you just imagine the dental bills for these tapeworms?Love ya,TraciDGRAHAMA@... wrote: Darn those tape worms ! ! I want some fudge ! ! See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill

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Hahahahaha, what a visual!Love ya,TraciDGRAHAMA@... wrote: I am sure they are now gumming them .......hee hee hum.....wonder if they will turn into gummy worms......?See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill

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