Guest guest Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 And the tapeworms got the fudge.Heh heh.DGRAHAMA@... wrote: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been very good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can’t read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone.Sincerely, Santa ClausSee AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter.No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill Never miss a thing. Make your homepage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Darn those tape worms ! ! I want some fudge ! ! See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 I am sure they are now gumming them .......hee hee hum.....wonder if they will turn into gummy worms......?See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Heh heh. Well on the bright side, can you just imagine the dental bills for these tapeworms?Love ya,TraciDGRAHAMA@... wrote: Darn those tape worms ! ! I want some fudge ! ! See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Hahahahaha, what a visual!Love ya,TraciDGRAHAMA@... wrote: I am sure they are now gumming them .......hee hee hum.....wonder if they will turn into gummy worms......?See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill Never miss a thing. Make your homepage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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