Guest guest Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Like Beckham and the Spice Girls can't afford a couturier (is that a word?) that can make a costume she won't " pop out of " . As if somebody removes a body part because they are going on a tour! One thing I noticed about the article, though- it didn't look like she actually said that her reason was costume problems, but that it was speculation. I wonder if anyone has questioned her outright about it? I wonder if we can pressure her to be forthcoming with the real reason- one more voice to get the word out. Maybe we could get her to sing about it: Beckham's Song: I was singing in a band When I decided to get some jugs. So I dropped a couple in Which resulted in lots of hugs. Then my band broke up Or maybe just became obscure. But now we're about to tour again So I needed a quick jug cure. See, my jugs were causing problems They were messing up my life. I was foggy on the sunny days And was a not-quite-there half-wife. My kids are a priority Yet there were only a blur. At times I'd really got confused And then I'd start to slur. The pain was such that My bed was my sanctum. I stared at cracks in the ceiling- Even memorized and ranked 'em. But now I need to move on And get some energy back. If I don't remedy this My band will give me the sack. I am a Spice Girl And I want back my life. So my jugs were removed With a surgical knife. The End. I should be a songwriter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Love it! That is too funny. > > Like Beckham and the Spice Girls can't afford a couturier (is > that a word?) that can make a costume she won't " pop out of " . As if > somebody removes a body part because they are going on a tour! > > One thing I noticed about the article, though- it didn't look like she > actually said that her reason was costume problems, but that it was > speculation. I wonder if anyone has questioned her outright about it? > > I wonder if we can pressure her to be forthcoming with the real > reason- one more voice to get the word out. Maybe we could get her to > sing about it: > > Beckham's Song: > I was singing in a band > When I decided to get some jugs. > So I dropped a couple in > Which resulted in lots of hugs. > > Then my band broke up > Or maybe just became obscure. > But now we're about to tour again > So I needed a quick jug cure. > > See, my jugs were causing problems > They were messing up my life. > I was foggy on the sunny days > And was a not-quite-there half-wife. > > My kids are a priority > Yet there were only a blur. > At times I'd really got confused > And then I'd start to slur. > > The pain was such that > My bed was my sanctum. > I stared at cracks in the ceiling- > Even memorized and ranked 'em. > > But now I need to move on > And get some energy back. > If I don't remedy this > My band will give me the sack. > > I am a Spice Girl > And I want back my life. > So my jugs were removed > With a surgical knife. > > The End. > I should be a songwriter. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Did you write this Ballerina? It's a hoot! . . . Love it! There's probably a lot of women who could sing this song (with minor variations). Hugs, Rogene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 You're too funny! > > Like Beckham and the Spice Girls can't afford a couturier (is > that a word?) that can make a costume she won't " pop out of " . As if > somebody removes a body part because they are going on a tour! > > One thing I noticed about the article, though- it didn't look like she > actually said that her reason was costume problems, but that it was > speculation. I wonder if anyone has questioned her outright about it? > > I wonder if we can pressure her to be forthcoming with the real > reason- one more voice to get the word out. Maybe we could get her to > sing about it: > > Beckham's Song: > I was singing in a band > When I decided to get some jugs. > So I dropped a couple in > Which resulted in lots of hugs. > > Then my band broke up > Or maybe just became obscure. > But now we're about to tour again > So I needed a quick jug cure. > > See, my jugs were causing problems > They were messing up my life. > I was foggy on the sunny days > And was a not-quite-there half-wife. > > My kids are a priority > Yet there were only a blur. > At times I'd really got confused > And then I'd start to slur. > > The pain was such that > My bed was my sanctum. > I stared at cracks in the ceiling- > Even memorized and ranked 'em. > > But now I need to move on > And get some energy back. > If I don't remedy this > My band will give me the sack. > > I am a Spice Girl > And I want back my life. > So my jugs were removed > With a surgical knife. > > The End. > I should be a songwriter. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Ballerina ~ Now that is hysterical ! ! Thanks for my morning laugh ! Hugs DedeSee AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Krista ~ You know, perhaps B used that lame excuse because she knew it was very lame and that the general public would know it wasnt the truth...... Love DedeSee AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Krista ~ Ya, I think it was a very blonde statement .... did ya notice that she went back to brunette colored hair as well ? Her blonde left with her implants...... I will keep my blonde tho.........the red in my cheeks from lupus looks better with blonde hair instead of light brown, ok, salt and pepper I must admit......... How are you feeling these days? Love DedeSee AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Krista ~ Thank you, it is so good to be back ! ! Being with you girls and all helps me thru all my rough times and my rough times careing for Dad. I am glad you are seeing the NP monday. I have so much more confidence in them than I do MDs unless they practice NP and not conventional alone. I am sorry you are aching andfeeling puney. The massage should feel wonderful. How much magnesium are you taking? I know for me, since I doubled the amount and then some, I can tolerate the aches more often. Today is a intense one, but my aches and all follow the weather too, I am like a barometer. Silva Mind Control, saved my sanity....... I use it alot, and it is amazing how much it works, I use it in conjunction with meditation. I can put myself to sleep in nothing flat with it, and also just go to my favorite place and tune out the world, and it is so relaxing, and renewing..... you dont feel pain when you are in alpha mode, or I dont.... You focus on your favorite place, make it real, so real you have your senses, like feel, smell, see, etc... in your favorite place you are completely well, and vibrant. You tune the whole world out, and sort of put your mind in neutral while there. Keep me posted on your NP visit ! You are in my prayers girl ! Loveya ~ Dede See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 This is awesome, Ballerina. I think I'll come up with one urging to come out with the truth about why the implants are gone! Obviously it is NOT for costume reasons, that is the stupidist thing I've ever heard. I wish more celebritites would speak out on why they had their implants removed. Two more I found that had them removed for health reasons was and Nikki Ziering. ~Krista > > Like Beckham and the Spice Girls can't afford a couturier (is > that a word?) that can make a costume she won't " pop out of " . As if > somebody removes a body part because they are going on a tour! > > One thing I noticed about the article, though- it didn't look like she > actually said that her reason was costume problems, but that it was > speculation. I wonder if anyone has questioned her outright about it? > > I wonder if we can pressure her to be forthcoming with the real > reason- one more voice to get the word out. Maybe we could get her to > sing about it: > > Beckham's Song: > I was singing in a band > When I decided to get some jugs. > So I dropped a couple in > Which resulted in lots of hugs. > > Then my band broke up > Or maybe just became obscure. > But now we're about to tour again > So I needed a quick jug cure. > > See, my jugs were causing problems > They were messing up my life. > I was foggy on the sunny days > And was a not-quite-there half-wife. > > My kids are a priority > Yet there were only a blur. > At times I'd really got confused > And then I'd start to slur. > > The pain was such that > My bed was my sanctum. > I stared at cracks in the ceiling- > Even memorized and ranked 'em. > > But now I need to move on > And get some energy back. > If I don't remedy this > My band will give me the sack. > > I am a Spice Girl > And I want back my life. > So my jugs were removed > With a surgical knife. > > The End. > I should be a songwriter. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Dede- Maybe you're right, how could anyone believe such a lame excuse!? Especially since she started having all the health problems recently. I am almost POSITIVE that she had a pretty good hunch that they were being caused by the implants. ~Krista > > Krista ~ > You know, perhaps B used that > lame excuse because she knew it was very > lame and that the general public would > know it wasnt the truth...... > Love Dede > > > > **************************************See AOL's top rated recipes > (http://food.aol.com/top-rated-recipes?NCID=aoltop00030000000004) > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Dede- Must have been a blonde moment comment...what's she gonna say now that she's back to brunette? She can't say blond comments anymore! She does look a lot better with the dark hair. I don't know who she was trying to kid with the platinum blonde hair and grapefruits on her chest. She's such a pretty girl without all that. I don't know how I'm feeling to tell you the truth....tired and achy I guess. I've had a few good days thrown in there though, mostly when I get to sleep in past 5:30 am (the weekends.) I'm seeing the naturopath on Monday night. I'm just trying to be patient and wait my time out until I get my health back. Eating all organic now (starting The Makers Diet in January,) and taking my round of caprylic acid (with probiotics too!) I'm getting a massage tomorrow for all my aches...can't wait! So glad to see you back posting again...we missed you so much! Love, Krista > > Krista ~ > Ya, I think it was a very blonde statement .... > did ya notice that she went back to brunette > colored hair as well ? Her blonde left with > her implants...... > I will keep my blonde tho.........the red in my > cheeks from lupus looks better with blonde > hair instead of light brown, ok, salt and pepper > I must admit......... > How are you feeling these days? > Love Dede > > > > **************************************See AOL's top rated recipes > (http://food.aol.com/top-rated-recipes?NCID=aoltop00030000000004) > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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