Guest guest Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 So are my daughter's future in-laws. She loves this joke SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahahaha,, my childrens father is from billings, hahahahaanne <kanga2@...> wrote: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." (...You're gonna love this...) The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." Jackie New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 hahaha,, well my ex's parents live up on the "bench" by Lake Elmo,, lol,Sharon Crosby <blubirdxoxo@...> wrote: So are my daughter's future in-laws. She loves this joke SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahahaha,, my childrens father is from billings, hahahahaanne <kanga2@...> wrote: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." (...You're gonna love this...) The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." Jackie New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 I've been fishing up there. I lived in Missoula for 30 years. 3 of my kids still live back there. SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahaha,, well my ex's parents live up on the "bench" by Lake Elmo,, lol,Sharon Crosby <blubirdxoxo@...> wrote: So are my daughter's future in-laws. She loves this joke SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahahaha,, my childrens father is from billings, hahahahaanne <kanga2@...> wrote: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." (...You're gonna love this...) The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." Jackie New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Jackie How low will we go? Check out Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Well it sure is a small world huh!Sharon Crosby <blubirdxoxo@...> wrote: I've been fishing up there. I lived in Missoula for 30 years. 3 of my kids still live back there. SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahaha,, well my ex's parents live up on the "bench" by Lake Elmo,, lol,Sharon Crosby <blubirdxoxo@...> wrote: So are my daughter's future in-laws. She loves this joke SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahahaha,, my childrens father is from billings, hahahahaanne <kanga2@...> wrote: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." (...You're gonna love this...) The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." Jackie New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Jackie How low will we go? Check out Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Well it sure is a small world huh!Sharon Crosby <blubirdxoxo@...> wrote: I've been fishing up there. I lived in Missoula for 30 years. 3 of my kids still live back there. SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahaha,, well my ex's parents live up on the "bench" by Lake Elmo,, lol,Sharon Crosby <blubirdxoxo@...> wrote: So are my daughter's future in-laws. She loves this joke SharonJackie on <redjaxjm@...> wrote: hahahaha,, my childrens father is from billings, hahahahaanne <kanga2@...> wrote: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." (...You're gonna love this...) The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." Jackie New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Jackie How low will we go? Check out Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Sandy, I wanna come back as a bear too !!! Love Sandy <dusty.com@...> wrote: Hey Hey Hey ... It's Yogi Bear !!!! Luggage? GPS? Comic books? Check out fitting gifts for grads at Search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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