Guest guest Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Little Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually, she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me, Margaret, who created the universe?" When Margaret didn't stir, little ny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later, the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, ny came to her rescue and stuck Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Margaret and the Nun once again said,"Very good," and Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, ny came to the rescue. This time, Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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