LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

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LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

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> > > 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

> > > 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

> > > 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

> > > 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

> > > 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

> > > 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

> > > 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GO IN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

> > > 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

> > > 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

> > > 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

> > > 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

> > > 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

> > > 13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

> > > 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

> > > 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

> > > 16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

> > > 17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

> > > 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

> > > 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

> > > 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

> > > 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

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okay this was a hoot, hee heee thanks!!!!!

leslie