Guest guest Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Can you cry under water? ************************** How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ************************** Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ************************** Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ************************** Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ************************** What disease did cured ham actually have? ************************** How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ************************** Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ************************** If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ************************** Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ************************** Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ************************** Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ************************** Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? ************************** Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ************************** If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? ************************** Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? ************************** If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out ofa coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? ************************** Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? they're both dogs! ************************** If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ************************** If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ************************** If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ************************** Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ************************** Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ************************** Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? ************************** Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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