A Tiny Breakthrough

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Yesterday I was in the grocery store checkout line, looking at the

magazines. Unfortunately, there was no " Weekly World News " with the

latest Batboy exploits, so I had to settle for the other mags. One of

the headlines screamed " The Best Way To Lose Weight. " Normally, I

would have snatched it up, or even bought the magazine, just to find

the same old diet advice. But as I looked at it, I actually thought

to myself " I'm not trying to lose weight. "

Holy smokes!!!!! That was the first time, in 30 years, since I was 8

YEARS OLD, that I've had that thought!