Guest guest Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 , If you want a fat transplant, please, let me be the first to offer it free of charge. I have an extra large deposit of Laughter Load (From the old saw, "Laugh and grow fat.") that I will be happy to share with anyone who wants it. LOL I was a fat preschooler, put on my first strict diet and thyroid at age 5 1/2, and was kept on thyroid until I was 11. The trouble was, they developed the blood panel at that time, and it showed, according to the standards then in use, that I didn't need thyroid. So, I have been gaining weight ever since. Over 27 docs and weight loss schemes later, I am still one giant, economy sized woman. Since I am also over 6' tall, I am frequently mistaken from the back for a male. Just this last weekend, I was addressed, from behind, by some elderly couple in line at the grocery store as "sir". When I turned around and grinned at the people, they turned about six shades of red. LOL Their confusion was understandable...I wear flannel shirts and jeans when I am up the coast because they are comfy and warm. Most people don't argue with me, either, which can be an advantage when some moose of a guy wants to get obnoxious. LOL Love, MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.