Guest guest Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Note: forwarded message attached. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting To me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else To take care of first -- the truck, the car, fishing, always something More important to me Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily Snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short Time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish Cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk." The doctors say I will eventually walk again, but I will always have a Limp.Jan Bring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. ----- Forwarded by DENNIS CLOUD/PCC/CORRECTIONS on 03/13/2006 11:19 AM ----- KEITH LOPEZ/PCC/CORRECT IONS To 03/10/2006 11:31 /PCC/CORRECTIONS@CORRECTIONS AM , DENNIS CLOUD/PCC/CORRECTIONS@CORRECTIONS, Roxy Haltom/PCC/CORRECTIONS@CORRECTIONS, ROBBIE BERUBE/PCC/CORRECTIONS@CORRECTIONS, DEAN MITCHELL/PCC/CORRECTIONS@CORRECTION S, NATHAN CAIN/PCC/CORRECTIONS@CORRECTIONS, cajungirl_113@..., jeep_chick02@..., lflores@..., julie_thibodeaux@..., lopezsulphur@..., will2271@..., r431@... cc Subject Broken lawn mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting To me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else To take care of first -- the truck, the car, fishing, always something More important to me Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily Snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short Time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. " When you finish Cutting the grass, " I said, " you might as well sweep the sidewalk. " The doctors say I will eventually walk again, but I will always have a Limp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 The Broken Mower* When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Sandy~ .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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