Guest guest Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Sandy ~ You are so funny ! I hope you feel good and hope you have a wonderful weekend ! Love DedeSee what's free at AOL.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Harley Rider A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. "The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, .... You want two lanes or four on that Bridge? Everyone Enjoy Your Memorial Day. Sandy~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 That was so funny Sandy, brilliant. Sue From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of Sandy Sent: 25 May 2007 15:42 Cc: Sandy Subject: Harley Rider Importance: High Harley Rider A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, " Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, " Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want. " The Lord said, " Your request is materialistic,think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. " The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, " Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy. " The Lord replied, .... You want two lanes or four on that Bridge? Everyone Enjoy Your Memorial Day. Sandy~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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