quotes about alcohol

[Guest guest]

Just thought I would lighten things up.....Rebekah

> ALCOHOL

> I feel sorry for people who don't

> drink. When they wake up in the

> morning, that's as good as they're

> going to feel all day.

> -- Sinatra

>

> Always do sober what you said

> you'd do drunk. That will teach you

> to keep your mouth shut.

> --Ernest Hemingway

>

> You're not drunk if you can lie on

> the floor without holding on.

> --Dean

>

> Drunk is feeling sophisticated

> when you can't say it.

> --Anonymous

>

> Time is never wasted when you're

> wasted all the time.

> -- Zandonella

>

> Reality is an illusion that occurs

> due to lack of alcohol.

> --Anonymous

>

> A woman drove me to drink and I

> didn't even have the decency to

> thank her.

> --W.C. Fields

>

> What contemptible scoundrel has stolen

> the cork to my lunch?

> --W.C. Fields

>

> Beauty lies in the hands of the

> beer holder.

> --Anonymous

>

> Work is the curse of the drinking

> classes.

> -- Wilde

>

> When I read about the evils of

> drinking, I gave up reading.

> --Henny Youngman

>

> Life is a waste of time, time is a

> waste of life, so get wasted all

> of the time and have the time of

> your life.

> -- Mastrolacasa

>

> 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a

> case. Coincidence?

> --

>

> Beer is proof that God loves us

> and wants us to be happy.

> -- lin

>

> Without question, the greatest

> invention in the history of mankind

> is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

> wheel was also a fine invention,

> but the wheel does not go nearly as

> well with pizza.

> --Dave Barry

>

> I drink to make other people

> interesting.

> --

[Guest guest]

Great quotes!

I always find it funny that a nightclub near me that has a coat of arms on

the door with the quote " In Vino Veritas " (In Wine There is Truth) Knowing

that particular venue, I think it would be more " truthful " to say " In Vino

Boasting, Loudness and ill-advised sexual liasons "

>

>Reply-To: 12-step-freeegroups

>To: 12-step-freeegroups

>Subject: quotes about alcohol

>Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 18:39:00 -0700

>

>Just thought I would lighten things up.....Rebekah

>

>

>

> > ALCOHOL

> > I feel sorry for people who don't

> > drink. When they wake up in the

> > morning, that's as good as they're

> > going to feel all day.

> > -- Sinatra

> >

> > Always do sober what you said

> > you'd do drunk. That will teach you

> > to keep your mouth shut.

> > --Ernest Hemingway

> >

> > You're not drunk if you can lie on

> > the floor without holding on.

> > --Dean

> >

> > Drunk is feeling sophisticated

> > when you can't say it.

> > --Anonymous

> >

> > Time is never wasted when you're

> > wasted all the time.

> > -- Zandonella

> >

> > Reality is an illusion that occurs

> > due to lack of alcohol.

> > --Anonymous

> >

> > A woman drove me to drink and I

> > didn't even have the decency to

> > thank her.

> > --W.C. Fields

> >

> > What contemptible scoundrel has stolen

> > the cork to my lunch?

> > --W.C. Fields

> >

> > Beauty lies in the hands of the

> > beer holder.

> > --Anonymous

> >

> > Work is the curse of the drinking

> > classes.

> > -- Wilde

> >

> > When I read about the evils of

> > drinking, I gave up reading.

> > --Henny Youngman

> >

> > Life is a waste of time, time is a

> > waste of life, so get wasted all

> > of the time and have the time of

> > your life.

> > -- Mastrolacasa

> >

> > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a

> > case. Coincidence?

> > --

> >

> > Beer is proof that God loves us

> > and wants us to be happy.

> > -- lin

> >

> > Without question, the greatest

> > invention in the history of mankind

> > is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

> > wheel was also a fine invention,

> > but the wheel does not go nearly as

> > well with pizza.

> > --Dave Barry

> >

> > I drink to make other people

> > interesting.

> > --

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