Fw: Wisdom from Grandpa

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Wisdom from Grandpa

Wisdom from Grandpa

~Dorothy~Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot onthe kind of chick he marries.Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' hissalt that he forgets his sugar.Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble startswhenthey try to decide which one.If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,she will never turn into an old nag.Judging from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder thatbrides often blush.On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past -- butnever the present.A foolish husband says to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin',ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest iskept up.Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook, sew, makebeds, and is in good health. And he's already used to taking orders.Grandpappy and his wife were discussing their 50th weddinganniversary.She said, "Shall I kill a chicken tonight?""Naw," said Grandpappy. "Why blame a bird for something that happened50 years ago."