Guest guest Posted February 2, 2000 Report Share Posted February 2, 2000 matt wrote: Lately, I just want to fake my death, go underground and start another > life. One that doesn't hurt so much. > Matt: I have a pretty sorry excuse for a life these days as well. Here's some of my ideas. 1. Join the French Foreign Legion. Unfortunately I'm 40 years old, almost deaf, and have a medical record that no military organization would touch with a 10-foot pole. I know a little French, though. 2. Join the Peace Corps. Hopefully get a job treating people for horrible intestinal parasites in some godforsaken Third World country. 3. Become a homeless street person, preferrably in Hawaii. 4. See if I can get a job disarming landmines in Cambodia or the one of those other countries where people are killing each other nowadays. 5. Foreign correspondent. 6. Teach English in Japan. 7. Standup comedy. 8. Radio shockjock. 9. Grad student. 10. Counter help in Alano Club. 11. Half self declared insane and become ward of state. 12. Migrant laborer. 13. Chauffeur for call girls (advantage: I have experience) If anyone has any ideas how I can support myself with an absolute minimum of mental energy, please share them. Is it true you can get paid to surf porn sites on the Web? That sounds promising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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