Girlfriends - NMR / OK for guys too I guess.......

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> > > THIS ONE'S FOR THE GIRLFRIENDS

> > >

> > > I have a new delightful friend, I am most in awe

> > of her. When we first met, I was impressed By her bizarre

behavior.That day I had a date with friends,We met to have some lunch.

Mae had come along with them, All in all . . . a pleasantbunch.

> > >

> > > When the menus were presented, We ordered

> salads,sandwiches, andsoups. Except for Mae who circumvented,

And said, Ice Cream, please:

> > > two scoops.

> > > I was not sure my ears heard right,

And the others were aghast.

Along with heated apple pie, Mae added, completely unabashed.

> > >

> > > We tried to act quite nonchalant,

As if people did this all the time.

> > > But when our orders were brought out, I did not

> > enjoy mine.

I could not take my eyes off Mae, As her pie

> > a-la-mode went down. The

> > > other ladies showed dismay, They ate their lunches silently, and

frowned.

> > >

> > > Well, the next time I went out to eat, I called

And invited Mae. My

> > > lunch contained white tuna meat, She ordered a

> > parfait.I smiled when her dish I viewed, And she asked if

> > she amused me. I answered, Yes, you do, But also you confuse me.

> > > How come you order rich desserts, When I feel I must be

sensible? She

> > > laughed and said, with wanton mirth, I am tasting

> > all that's possible.

> > >

> > > I try to eat the food I need, And do the things

> I

> > should. But life's so short, my friend, indeed, I hate missing out

on

> > something good.

> > >

> > > This year I realized how old I was, She grinned,

> > I've not been this old

> > > before.

> > >

> > > So, before I die, I've got to try, Those things

> > for years I had ignored.

> > >

> > > I've not smelled all the flowers yet, There's

> too

> > many books I have not

> > > read. There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down

> And

> > kites to be flown

> > > overhead.

> > >

> > > There are many malls I have not shopped, I've

> not

> > laughed at all the

> > > jokes. I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits, And

> > potato chips and cokes.

> > >

> > > I want to wade again in water, And feel ocean

> > spray upon my face. Sit

> > > in a country church once more, And thank God for

> > It's grace.

> > >

> > > I want peanut butter every day, Spread on my

> > morning toast. I want

> > > UN-timed long-distance calls, To the folks I

> love

> > the most.

> > >

> > > I've not cried at all the movies yet, Nor walked

> > in the morning rain. I

> > > need to feel wind in my hair, I want to fall in

> > love again.

> > >

> > > So, if I choose to have dessert, Instead of

> having

> > dinner. Then should

> > > I die before night fall, I'd say I died a

> winner.

> > >

> > > Because I missed out on nothing, I filled my

> > heart's desire. I had that

> > > final chocolate mousse, Before my life expired.

> > >

> > > With that, I called the waitress over, I've

> > changed my mind, it seems.

> > > I said, I want what she is having, Only add some

> > more whipped-cream!

> > >

> > > Here is a little something for you all! We need

> an

> > annual Girlfriends

> > > Day!

> > >

> > > If you get this twice, then you have more than

> one

> > girlfriend. Be

> > > happy.

> > >

> > > PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

> > >

> > > " Be mindful that happiness is not based on

> > possessions, power, or

> > > prestige, but on relationships with people you

> > love and respect. "

> > >

> > > Money talks. Chocolate sings

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! You post some of the neatest stuff I have ever read! Once again...you have made my day brighter. Thanks. Betty

Girlfriends - NMR / OK for guys too I guess.......

> > > THIS ONE'S FOR THE GIRLFRIENDS > > > > > > I have a new delightful friend, I am most in awe > > of her. When we first met, I was impressed By her bizarre behavior.That day I had a date with friends,We met to have some lunch. Mae had come along with them, All in all . . . a pleasantbunch. > > > > > > When the menus were presented, We ordered > salads,sandwiches, andsoups. Except for Mae who circumvented, And said, Ice Cream, please: > > > two scoops. > > > I was not sure my ears heard right, And the others were aghast. Along with heated apple pie, Mae added, completely unabashed. > > > > > > We tried to act quite nonchalant, As if people did this all the time. > > > But when our orders were brought out, I did not > > enjoy mine. I could not take my eyes off Mae, As her pie > > a-la-mode went down. The > > > other ladies showed dismay, They ate their lunches silently, and frowned. > > > > > > Well, the next time I went out to eat, I called And invited Mae. My > > > lunch contained white tuna meat, She ordered a > > parfait.I smiled when her dish I viewed, And she asked if > > she amused me. I answered, Yes, you do, But also you confuse me. > > > How come you order rich desserts, When I feel I must be sensible? She > > > laughed and said, with wanton mirth, I am tasting > > all that's possible. > > > > > > I try to eat the food I need, And do the things > I > > should. But life's so short, my friend, indeed, I hate missing out on > > something good. > > > > > > This year I realized how old I was, She grinned, > > I've not been this old > > > before. > > > > > > So, before I die, I've got to try, Those things > > for years I had ignored. > > > > > > I've not smelled all the flowers yet, There's > too > > many books I have not > > > read. There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down > And > > kites to be flown > > > overhead. > > > > > > There are many malls I have not shopped, I've > not > > laughed at all the > > > jokes. I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits, And > > potato chips and cokes. > > > > > > I want to wade again in water, And feel ocean > > spray upon my face. Sit > > > in a country church once more, And thank God for > > It's grace. > > > > > > I want peanut butter every day, Spread on my > > morning toast. I want > > > UN-timed long-distance calls, To the folks I > love > > the most. > > > > > > I've not cried at all the movies yet, Nor walked > > in the morning rain. I > > > need to feel wind in my hair, I want to fall in > > love again. > > > > > > So, if I choose to have dessert, Instead of > having > > dinner. Then should > > > I die before night fall, I'd say I died a > winner. > > > > > > Because I missed out on nothing, I filled my > > heart's desire. I had that > > > final chocolate mousse, Before my life expired. > > > > > > With that, I called the waitress over, I've > > changed my mind, it seems. > > > I said, I want what she is having, Only add some > > more whipped-cream! > > > > > > Here is a little something for you all! We need > an > > annual Girlfriends > > > Day! > > > > > > If you get this twice, then you have more than > one > > girlfriend. Be > > > happy. > > > > > > PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. > > > > > > "Be mindful that happiness is not based on > > possessions, power, or > > > prestige, but on relationships with people you > > love and respect." > > > > > > Money talks. Chocolate singsMedical advice, information, opinions, data and statements contained herein are not necessarily those of the list moderators. The author of this e mail is entirely responsible for its content. List members are reminded of their responsibility to evaluate the content of the postings and consult with their physicians regarding changes in their own treatment.