Re: What did you do today

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LOL - this is so true!!!!

Have a great day!!

Shanna

-- In TubalLigationReversal , " lillady " <lillady@k...>

wrote:

> One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in

> his

> > > house.

> > >

> > > His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,

> playing

> in

> > > the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around

the

> front

> > > yard.

> > >

> > > The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door

to

> the

> > > house.

> > >

> > > Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

> > > A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded

> against

> > > one wall.

> > >

> > > In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon

channel,

> and

> > the

> > > family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

> > >

> > > In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was

> spilled

> > on

> > > the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass

lay

> under

> > > the

> > > table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

> > >

> > > He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and

more

> piles

> > of

> > > clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill,

or

> that

> > > something serious had happened.

> > >

> > > He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the

bed

> in

> > her

> > > pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and

asked

> how

> > > his day went.

> > >

> > > He looked at her bewildered and asked, " What happened here

> today? "

> > >

> > > She again smiled and answered, " You know every day when you

come

> home

> > > from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today? "

> > >

> > > " Yes " was his incredulous reply.

> > >

> > > She answered, " Well, today I didn't do it. "

> > >

> > > Send this page to another woman. She'll appreciate it.

>

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