Guest guest Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Cute one !!! The names have been changed to protect the innocent !!!!! HA !!!! and , age 92, and , age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. suggests they go in. addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes.": "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course we do.": "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds.": "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"Pharmacist: "Definitely.": "How about Viagra?"Pharmacist: "Of course.": "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works.": "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely.": "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.": "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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