Guest guest Posted December 31, 1999 Report Share Posted December 31, 1999 its common knowldeg that :spiritual " program of turning your will for your penis over to a Higher Power will give you " Mighty Joe Young " erections! " jim hankins " wrote: original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=10926 > Think about it: Impotence is synonymous with powerlessness. " I'm > powerless over my penis. It leads me into all sorts of bad situations > and then refuses to perform when I need it the most! " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 31, 1999 Report Share Posted December 31, 1999 " dave " wrote: original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=10928 > its common knowldeg that :spiritual " program of turning your will for > your penis over to a Higher Power will give you " Mighty Joe Young " > erections! > Dave: " He is my rod and my comforter.... " I recall reading in one of the Old Testament books where they give specifications for building temples and whatnot that altars should not be erected more than so many cubits off the ground, so that the priests' genitalia would not be exposed to the congregants below. (Priests wore skirts but no panties in those days.) Talk about your HIGHER power! Also there is an official Old Testament rule stating that, if two men are fighting and the wife of one of these men gets involved in the fracas by grabbing the other dude's testicles, her hand must be chopped off! In other words, if you lend Hubby a hand, you'll lose it. It's a good thing silly rules like that have fallen by the wayside, else professional wrestling would be nowhere near as entertaining as it is nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 31, 1999 Report Share Posted December 31, 1999 Ya but what's it good for if your HP won't let you use it. With the help of our HP we resolved to keep our trouser trout in check, when not in use, because we knew it was only tricking us into believing it would be there for us when we really needed it. Re: Impotence Anonymous its common knowldeg that :spiritual " program of turning your will for your penis over to a Higher Power will give you " Mighty Joe Young " erections! " jim hankins " wrote: original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=10926 > Think about it: Impotence is synonymous with powerlessness. " I'm > powerless over my penis. It leads me into all sorts of bad situations > and then refuses to perform when I need it the most! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 31, 1999 Report Share Posted December 31, 1999 , if I ever, God forbid, have to do another 4th Step inventory, I'll be sure to list " Rod " or " Shorty " as one of the " people, principles or institutions " I resent. I just remembered that, to the best of my knowledge, no standup comic has seized on Bob Dole's impotence commercials as an opportunity to point out that " E.D. " also stands for " Dole. " Such is the sad state of observational humor in this once-great land. " hector arroyo " wrote: > > With the help of our HP we resolved to keep our trouser trout in check, when > not in use, because we knew it was only tricking us into believing it would > be there for us when we really needed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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