Re: Attack of the Junky Bunny!

[Guest guest]

When I read the rabbit post, I immediately thought about that

rabbit in Holy Grail! That rabbit just kind of flew through

the air and attacked. I wonder if Joe's rabbit flew at him?

Sue

>

>Joe, you ought to write a novel or movie script about this. It'd be a

>hell of a lot more interesting than " Watership Down. " Kinda reminds me

>of the killer rabbit in " Monty Python and the Holy Grail. " Now if you

>had gotten tetanus, it no doubt would have made you very popular in AA,

>as I understand one of the symptoms is a permanently frozen grin, due

>to muscle paralysis (lockjaw). I believe they call it a rictus.

>

>

>

> " joe b. " wrote:

> >

> > One of my first jobs was as an animal technician in the animal house

>of a

> > major teaching hospital's postgrad medical school. I was basically

>paid to

> > look after the animals they used for medical research. This involved

>mostly

> > changing bedding material and replenishing food and water. One day I

>was

> > replacing the water bottle for a rabbit, and this rabbit had morphine

>in

> > its water. Don't ask me why, I don't remember. There was a sign over

>the

> > cage to this effect. As an apprentice drug user I was interested, I

>already

> > knew a little about opiate addiction, and I noticed it behaved

>erratically

> > and as if irritated before I gave it its new " water " each morning,

>but

> > seemd quite affable, if dozy, afterwards. One day it was so irritated

>that

> > it bit me! I annonced to the staff what had happened and they put me

>on a

> > trolley and rushed me to the A & E room for a tetanus jab in about two

> > minutes flat. This made little sense since tetanus apparently gives

>you

> > well over 24 hours in which to get this done before it starts killing

>you.

> > I have always treated rabbits with respect since then, I know they

>can be

> > mean. '-)

> >

> > Joe B.

> >

>

>

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At 23:07 06/01/00 +0000, you wrote:

>When I read the rabbit post, I immediately thought about that

>

> rabbit in Holy Grail! That rabbit just kind of flew through

>

> the air and attacked. I wonder if Joe's rabbit flew at him?

>

> Sue

There wasn't room for it to fly, but it was very fast. I didn't see it

coming. It was the same sort of thing as when you insist on touching a cat

where it doesn't want you to and it suddenly transform into teeth and

claws. There is no in-between time when it is changing from the from

sitting still state to the attacking state, it is just instant. My cat

won't tell me how she does it.

Joe B.

[Guest guest]

So errrrrrrr mmmmm Joe.

Did you scream?

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Re: Attack of the Junky Bunny!

There wasn't room for it to fly, but it was very fast. I didn't see it

coming. It was the same sort of thing as when you insist on touching a cat

where it doesn't want you to and it suddenly transform into teeth and

claws. There is no in-between time when it is changing from the from

sitting still state to the attacking state, it is just instant. My cat

won't tell me how she does it.

Joe B.

[Guest guest]

Rabbits can be dangerous. Remember the bunny that attacked President Jimmy

while he was fishing? I vaguely recall that some Secret Service guy

threw himself between the President and the Killer Rabbit, upsetting the

boat they were in and inspiring a great deal of topical humor. There was

even a folk song about the incident. I only heard it once on the radio.

Started out something like

" I don't WANT a bunny-wunny in my wittle wow boat,

In my wittle wow boat in the pond,

'Cause the bunny might be CWAZY -- it might BITE me on the foot!

In my wittle wow boat in the pond... "

-- wally

Attack of the Junky Bunny!

>Joe, you ought to write a novel or movie script about this. It'd be a

>hell of a lot more interesting than " Watership Down. " Kinda reminds me

>of the killer rabbit in " Monty Python and the Holy Grail. " Now if you

>had gotten tetanus, it no doubt would have made you very popular in AA,

>as I understand one of the symptoms is a permanently frozen grin, due

>to muscle paralysis (lockjaw). I believe they call it a rictus.

>

>

>

> " joe b. " wrote:

>>

>> One of my first jobs was as an animal technician in the animal house

>of a

>> major teaching hospital's postgrad medical school. I was basically

>paid to

>> look after the animals they used for medical research. This involved

>mostly

>> changing bedding material and replenishing food and water. One day I

>was

>> replacing the water bottle for a rabbit, and this rabbit had morphine

>in

>> its water. Don't ask me why, I don't remember. There was a sign over

>the

>> cage to this effect. As an apprentice drug user I was interested, I

>already

>> knew a little about opiate addiction, and I noticed it behaved

>erratically

>> and as if irritated before I gave it its new " water " each morning,

>but

>> seemd quite affable, if dozy, afterwards. One day it was so irritated

>that

>> it bit me! I annonced to the staff what had happened and they put me

>on a

>> trolley and rushed me to the A & E room for a tetanus jab in about two

>> minutes flat. This made little sense since tetanus apparently gives

>you

>> well over 24 hours in which to get this done before it starts killing

>you.

>> I have always treated rabbits with respect since then, I know they

>can be

>> mean. '-)

>>

>> Joe B.

>>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

Rabbits can be dangerous. Remember the bunny that attacked President Jimmy

while he was fishing? I vaguely recall that some Secret Service guy

threw himself between the President and the Killer Rabbit, upsetting the

boat they were in and inspiring a great deal of topical humor. There was

even a folk song about the incident. I only heard it once on the radio.

Started out something like

" I don't WANT a bunny-wunny in my wittle wow boat,

In my wittle wow boat in the pond,

'Cause the bunny might be CWAZY -- it might BITE me on the foot!

In my wittle wow boat in the pond... "

-- wally

Attack of the Junky Bunny!

>Joe, you ought to write a novel or movie script about this. It'd be a

>hell of a lot more interesting than " Watership Down. " Kinda reminds me

>of the killer rabbit in " Monty Python and the Holy Grail. " Now if you

>had gotten tetanus, it no doubt would have made you very popular in AA,

>as I understand one of the symptoms is a permanently frozen grin, due

>to muscle paralysis (lockjaw). I believe they call it a rictus.

>

>

>

> " joe b. " wrote:

>>

>> One of my first jobs was as an animal technician in the animal house

>of a

>> major teaching hospital's postgrad medical school. I was basically

>paid to

>> look after the animals they used for medical research. This involved

>mostly

>> changing bedding material and replenishing food and water. One day I

>was

>> replacing the water bottle for a rabbit, and this rabbit had morphine

>in

>> its water. Don't ask me why, I don't remember. There was a sign over

>the

>> cage to this effect. As an apprentice drug user I was interested, I

>already

>> knew a little about opiate addiction, and I noticed it behaved

>erratically

>> and as if irritated before I gave it its new " water " each morning,

>but

>> seemd quite affable, if dozy, afterwards. One day it was so irritated

>that

>> it bit me! I annonced to the staff what had happened and they put me

>on a

>> trolley and rushed me to the A & E room for a tetanus jab in about two

>> minutes flat. This made little sense since tetanus apparently gives

>you

>> well over 24 hours in which to get this done before it starts killing

>you.

>> I have always treated rabbits with respect since then, I know they

>can be

>> mean. '-)

>>

>> Joe B.

>>

>

>

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>

[Guest guest]

It was Arlo Guthrie

.... There was

>even a folk song about the incident. I only heard it once on the radio.

>Started out something like

>

> " I don't WANT a bunny-wunny in my wittle wow boat,

> In my wittle wow boat in the pond,

> 'Cause the bunny might be CWAZY -- it might BITE me on the foot!

> In my wittle wow boat in the pond... "

>

>-- wally

>

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Joe wrote;

> There wasn't room for it to fly, but it was very fast. I didn't see it

> coming. It was the same sort of thing as when you insist on touching a cat

> where it doesn't want you to and it suddenly transform into teeth and

> claws. There is no in-between time when it is changing from the from

> sitting still state to the attacking state, it is just instant. My cat

> won't tell me how she does it.

>

> Joe B.

Joe,

Next time, bring the cat with you to fight off the rabbit. :-)

See Ya, Bob Warner.

[Guest guest]

Joe wrote;

> There wasn't room for it to fly, but it was very fast. I didn't see it

> coming. It was the same sort of thing as when you insist on touching a cat

> where it doesn't want you to and it suddenly transform into teeth and

> claws. There is no in-between time when it is changing from the from

> sitting still state to the attacking state, it is just instant. My cat

> won't tell me how she does it.

>

> Joe B.

Joe,

Next time, bring the cat with you to fight off the rabbit. :-)

See Ya, Bob Warner.