diet tips..lol..tonya

[Guest guest]

DIET TIPS

1. If no one sees you eat it-- it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar they cancel each other out.

3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the

same amount

4. Food used for medicinal purposes never count such as: Hot Chocolate,

, Toast and Sara Lee Cheese Cake.

5. If you fatten everyone else around you -then you look thinner.

6. Movie related foods don't count because they are simply part of one's

entire entertainment experience and not a part of one's personal fuel (such

as Milk Duds, Popcorn with Butter, Junior Mints, and Red Licorice.)

7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breakage causes calorie

leakage.

8. Carrot cake is an unlimited vegetable.

9.Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the

process of

preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich

and ice

cream on a spoon making a sundae.

10.Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples

are:

spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE:

Chocolate is

a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

11.Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat.

Examples are

ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.