Guest guest Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 The Goat Two guys are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter says "I don't know, let's throw something down and listen to how long it takes to hit the bottom." The first hunter says "There's an old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick the transmission up, carry it over, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a crashing noise coming through the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come hurtling through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, and go in headfirst. While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?" The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" And the old farmer said "Why, that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!†Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?Who's never won? Biggest Grammy Award surprises of all time on AOL Music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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