Guest guest Posted January 22, 2003 Report Share Posted January 22, 2003 Jody girl, Where do you get these. You've had me rolling...LOL Hugs & thanks... Pam > Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness > and kindness to all. > > The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and > she welcomed him into her n parlor. She invited him to have a > seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump > organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of > it, filled with water. > > In the water floated, of all things, a condom. > > Imagine his shock and surprise! Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss > Annie had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't mention > the strange sight in her parlor. > > When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The > pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its > strangefloater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could > resist no longer. > > Miss Annie, " he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " > pointing to the bowl). " Oh, yes, " she replied, " isn't it wonderful? I > was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The > directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would > prevent disease. > > And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 22, 2003 Report Share Posted January 22, 2003 Just keep sending...I love 'em.. Hugs, Pam > > > Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her > sweetness > > > and kindness to all. > > > > > > The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, > > and > > > she welcomed him into her n parlor. She invited him to > have > > a > > > seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old > pump > > > organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top > > of > > > it, filled with water. > > > > > > In the water floated, of all things, a condom. > > > > > > Imagine his shock and surprise! Imagine his curiosity! Surely > Miss > > > Annie had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't > > mention > > > the strange sight in her parlor. > > > > > > When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The > > > pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and > > its > > > strangefloater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could > > > resist no longer. > > > > > > Miss Annie, " he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " > > > pointing to the bowl). " Oh, yes, " she replied, " isn't it > wonderful? > > I > > > was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. > The > > > directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would > > > prevent disease. > > > > > > And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 LOL you ladies always seem to know how to make me smile lol condom glory > Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness > and kindness to all. > > The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and > she welcomed him into her n parlor. She invited him to have a > seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump > organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of > it, filled with water. > > In the water floated, of all things, a condom. > > Imagine his shock and surprise! Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss > Annie had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't mention > the strange sight in her parlor. > > When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The > pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its > strangefloater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could > resist no longer. > > Miss Annie, " he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " > pointing to the bowl). " Oh, yes, " she replied, " isn't it wonderful? I > was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The > directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would > prevent disease. > > And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter! " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 It seems we are talented that way. Hey, I even made sing the other day. I was even impressed with my talents. Scared myself for a sec... Smile girl, it's good for you... Hugs, Pam > LOL you ladies always seem to know how to make me smile lol > > condom glory > > > > Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness > > and kindness to all. > > > > The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and > > she welcomed him into her n parlor. She invited him to have a > > seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump > > organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of > > it, filled with water. > > > > In the water floated, of all things, a condom. > > > > Imagine his shock and surprise! Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss > > Annie had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't mention > > the strange sight in her parlor. > > > > When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The > > pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its > > strangefloater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could > > resist no longer. > > > > Miss Annie, " he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " > > pointing to the bowl). " Oh, yes, " she replied, " isn't it wonderful? I > > was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The > > directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would > > prevent disease. > > > > And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter! " > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 I smile I am just so tired All the time.... I would love energy..... I cant stay awake I need small naps all day etc.. condom glory > > > > > > > Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness > > > and kindness to all. > > > > > > The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, > and > > > she welcomed him into her n parlor. She invited him to > have a > > > seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old > pump > > > organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top > of > > > it, filled with water. > > > > > > In the water floated, of all things, a condom. > > > > > > Imagine his shock and surprise! Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss > > > Annie had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't > mention > > > the strange sight in her parlor. > > > > > > When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The > > > pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and > its > > > strangefloater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could > > > resist no longer. > > > > > > Miss Annie, " he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " > > > pointing to the bowl). " Oh, yes, " she replied, " isn't it > wonderful? I > > > was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. > The > > > directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would > > > prevent disease. > > > > > > And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter! " > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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