Re: DO NOT EAT AND READ OT

[Guest guest]

OHHH goodness...that was tooooooooooo funny...had to pass it on to all my

friends..LMAO.Thanks I needed a good laugh

Hugs Tina L

[Guest guest]

The end kinda gets ya huh lol

DO NOT EAT AND READ OT

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> Read this and nearly Died Had to share... Dh laughed like 5 mins lol

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> Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and

> > >hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the

> > >WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game

> > >where they award winners great prizes. The game is called

> > > " Mate Match. " The DJs call someone at work and ask if

> > >they are married or seriously involved with someone.

> > >If the contestant answers " yes, " he or she is then asked

> > >3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is

> > >also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with

> > >phone number) for verification. If their partner answers

> > >those same three questions correctly, they both win the

> > >prize. One particular game, however, several months ago

> > >made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with

> > >laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard

> > >yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

> > >

> > >DJ: " Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard

> > >of 'MateMatch'? "

> > >

> > >Contestant: (laughing) " Yes, I have. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to

> > >Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First

> > >only please. "

> > >

> > >Contestant: " . "

> > >

> > >DJ: " , are you married or what? "

> > >

> > >: " Yes. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what? "

> > >

> > >: (laughing nervously) " Yes, I am married. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First

> > >only please. "

> > >

> > >: " Sara. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Is Sara at work, ? "

> > >

> > >: " She is gonna kill me. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Stay with me here, ! Is she at work? "

> > >

> > >: (laughing) " Yes, she's at work. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Okay, first question - when was the last time you

> > >had sex? "

> > >

> > >: " She is gonna kill me. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " ! Stay with me here! "

> > >

> > >: " About 8 o'clock this morning. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Atta boy, . "

> > >

> > >: (laughing sheepishly) " Well... "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Question #2 - How long did it last? "

> > >

> > >: " About 10 minutes. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would

> > >ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake. "

> > >

> > >: " Yeah, that trip sure would be nice. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8

> > >o'clock this morning? "

> > >

> > >: (laughing hard) " I, ummm, I, well... "

> > >

> > >DJ: " This sounds good, . Where was it at? "

> > >

> > >: " Not that it was all that great, but her mom is

> > >staying with us for a couple of weeks... "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Uh huh... "

> > >

> > >: " ...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at

> > >the time. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Atta boy, . "

> > >

> > >: " On the kitchen table. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Not that great?? That is more adventure than the

> > >previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will

> > >put on hold, get this wife's work number and call

> > >her up. You listen to this. " 3 minutes of commercials

> > >follow.

> > >

> > >DJ: " Okay audience, let's call , shall we? "

> > >(touch tones.....ringing....)

> > >

> > >Clerk: " Kinkos. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Hey, is around there somewhere? "

> > >

> > >Clerk: " This is she. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " , this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the

> > >air right now and I've been talking with for a

> > >couple of hours now. "

> > >

> > >: (laughing) " A couple of hours? "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.

> > >

> > > knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.

> > >Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'? "

> > >

> > >: " No. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Good! "

> > >

> > >: (laughing)

> > >

> > >: (laughing) " , what the hell are you up to? "

> > >

> > > (laughing) " Just answer his questions honestly,

> > >okay? Be completely honest. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3

> > >questions, . If your answers match 's answers,

> > >then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for

> > >5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the

> > >Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it ? "

> > >

> > >: (laughing) " Yes. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Alright. When did you last have sex, ? "

> > >

> > >: " Oh God, ....uh, this morning before

> > >went to work. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " What time? "

> > >

> > >: " Around 8 this morning. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Very good. Next question. How long did it last? "

> > >

> > >: " 12, 15 minutes maybe. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying

> > >to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,

> > >. You are one question away from a trip to Florida.

> > >Are you ready? "

> > >

> > >: (laughing) " Yes. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " Where did you have it? "

> > >

> > >: " OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that,

> > >did you? "

> > >

> > >: " Just tell him, honey. "

> > >

> > >DJ: " What is bothering you so much, ? "

> > >

> > >: " Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with

> > >us and... "

> > >

> > >DJ: Come on .....where did you have it?

> > >

> > >: " In the ass..... "

> > >

> > >After a long pause, the DJ said, " Folks, we need to take

> > >a station break "

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