Guest guest Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 > > > Date: 2005/03/08 Tue PM 03:57:51 EST > > Subject: [Fwd: 3 hymns] > > > > Subject: 3 hymns > > > Too Cute Subject: FW: 3 hymns This should get you through the rest of the afternoon. . . .enjoy!! One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." share the hymns with someone who needs a smile.. If this brightened your dayDon't let it stop herePass it on to your friendsKeep spreading the Cheer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 I'll have to share that one with the ladies I work with. Next time warn me please? LOL! Just kidding. FW: 3 hymns This should get you through the rest of the afternoon. . . .enjoy!! One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." share the hymns with someone who needs a smile.. If this brightened your dayDon't let it stop herePass it on to your friendsKeep spreading the Cheer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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