12 Days of Christmas Dispatch

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The 12 Days of Christmas Dispatch

(Note: LOC refers to " Lost Consciousness " ....enjoy)

On the first day of my job, a call was sent to me:

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the second day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the third day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the fourth day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the fifth day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the sixth day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Six overdoses

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the seventh day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Seven children choking

Six overdoses

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the eighth day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Eight guys a'puking

Seven children choking

Six overdoses

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the ninth day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Nine brutal stabbings

Eight guys a'puking

Seven children choking

Six overdoses

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the tenth day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Ten old hags croaking

Nine brutal stabbings

Eight guys a'puking

Seven children choking

Six overdoses

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the eleventh day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Eleven heart attacks

Ten old hags croaking

Nine brutal stabbings

Eight guys a'puking

Seven children choking

Six overdoses

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the twelve day of my job, a call was sent to me:

Twelve ugly drownings

Eleven heart attacks

Ten old hags croaking

Nine brutal stabbings

Eight guys a'puking

Seven children choking

Six overdoses

Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies

Four kitchen fires

Three LOC's

Two broken legs and

" My cat is stuck in a tree!!! "

On the thirteenth day on call, my boss did talk to me....

(I said, " Aaargh! Too much pressure! I gotta take a break! I need a vacation!)

And he gave me cash to cruise the open seeeeeeea.