Guest guest Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Dear Cassy, I am glad that they will work you in sooner. My appointment is not until 4:30 p.m., so I have a while to go. My internist is just a love, though, and very intelligent. He is one of those rare doctors whose brain is connected to his heart, ears to mouth, all four connected, too. I am not really worried, but it HAS been a while since I hada complete set of blood work--- everything imaginable! I will let the group (and therefore you, too) know when I return, or later this evening. Not to worry. I figure that the absolute worst that he will do is add another tablet or capsule! Love to you, Cassy and to all in our group, n For Pet Lovers, sent to me by a grandchildTo: MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.comDate: Wednesday, September 17, 2008, 7:07 PMFor you dog-nuts in our group:Love,nHow many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've gotour whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupidburned out bulb?2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's notup to code.3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!4. Rottweiiler: Makeme.5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! CanI? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these peoplefrom the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make justone more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to takeadvantage of the situation.8. Jack Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off thewalls and furniture.9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see alight bulb!10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in thedark.11. Chihuahua : Yo no quiero & nbsp; un "bulb." Or:I do not want a light bulb.12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?13. Blue Heeler: First, I'll put all the lightbulbs in a littlecircle...14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? & nbsp;Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the realquestion is:'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and amassage?'ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATSHAVE STAFF!WHY GOD MADE PETSThey help out around the house...They protect our children...They look out for the smaller ones...They show us how to relax...They 'converse' with each other.They help you when you're down...They are great at decorating for the Holidays.They have 'great' expectations.They are Patriotic.They are happy to 'test' the water.They lovetheir 'teddies'They know who's 'BOSS.AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!HAVE YOU SMILEDTODAY?????It is done by moving the corners of themouth upward.LET ME SHOW YOUHOW......... .... & lt; BR & gt;NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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