Guest guest Posted February 3, 2001 Report Share Posted February 3, 2001 Okay Crew - can you ever forgive me for sending this out? Marcus, Jimmy, Jeffro - in honor of you -- - - ta da - could you really handle a woman's life? Jane >Subject: Male Agenda......... > > >A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife = >stayed >home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, " Dear = >Lord, I >go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at = >home. >I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our >bodies. > >God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, = >sure >enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his = >mate, >awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, = >packed >their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry >cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out = >money >to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and = >the >phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and = >put >away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. > >Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the = >laundry, >vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to = >pick >up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out >cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then = >set up >the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he = >began >peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad,breaded the pork chops and >snapped fresh beans for supper. > >After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, >bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, = >though >his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected = >to >make love-which he managed to get through without complaint. > >The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said = > " Lord, I >don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being = >able >to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back. " > >The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, " My son, I feel you have = >learned >your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they = >were. >You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night. " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2001 Report Share Posted February 4, 2001 OH JANE....I LOVE IT!!!! Carol Jane wrote: Okay Crew - can you ever forgive me for sending this out? Marcus, Jimmy, Jeffro - in honor of you -- - - ta da - could you really handle a woman's life? Jane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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