Guest guest Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom."You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "Whenwe go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and yousay something with ass." The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what hewants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have someCheerios."WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, getsup, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room andshouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with astern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?""I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't beCheerios." Grammy Pat Salzmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 HOW FUNNY!!! I've seen the joke before, but I laugh every time!!!! Guess it strikes me really funny because I raised two boys, and it is so typical!!! ((((HUGS))) Clara No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 266.1.0 - Release Date: 2/18/2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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