OT -- in follow up to the recent thread on qualifications and hiring a

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proctologist -- I had to share -- don't read if you are easily offended.

" I Hate My Job Day "

When you have an I hate my job day, try this.

On your way home from work stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal

thermometer made by and (make sure you buy this brand).

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the

phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable

clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the

thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so it will not become broken or

chipped. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, " Every rectal

thermometer made by and is personally tested. "

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:

" I am so glad I do not work for quality control at and . "

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS

WORSE THAN YOURS.