4 People Shared This With Me... I Wonder What That Means...

[Guest guest]

STATEMENTS FOR PEOPLE ON HIGH STRESS DAYS

1. You - Off my planet

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crybaby whiny-a**ed opinion would be...?

6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.

11. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't

asleep.

12. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

13. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

14. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

15. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

16. Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done.

17. Earth is full. Go home.

18. Is it time for your medication or mine?

19. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

.......By all means share with other people in stressful positions.