Guest guest Posted February 13, 2001 Report Share Posted February 13, 2001 To my e-mail girlfriends HAPPY GIRLFRIEND'S DAY We need an annual Girlfriends Day! Perhaps it can be in August since there are no major holidays (somebody call Hallmark)! And why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married or is pregnant? What would most of us do without our sisters, confidantes, and shopping/lunching/traveling/club hopping/dirt-dishing/gym-going-to "gurlz"? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! If you get it twice, then you have more than one girlfriend. Be happy. ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS. * Good times are even better when they're shared. * A good long talk can cure almost anything. * Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets. * Listening is just as important as talking. * An understanding friend is better than a therapist; and cheaper too! * Laughter makes the world a happier place. * Friends are like wine; they get better with age. * Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on. * Great minds think alike, especially when they are female! * When it comes to "bonding," females do it better. * YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!! * Girls just want to have fun. * It's important to make time to do "girl things." * Calories don't count when you are having lunch (or any other food) with your girlfriends * You can never have too many shoes. * GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!!! PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS Also... IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Taxis stop for us. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We'll never regret piercing our ears. We can fully assess a person just by looking at his/her shoes. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Send this to the bright women you know and make their day!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2001 Report Share Posted February 13, 2001 Joya what a great way to start my day-Thanks / Alberta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2001 Report Share Posted February 16, 2001 Joya, I loved this!!!!! Thanks!!!! {{{HUGS}}} JJ To my e-mail girlfriends HAPPY GIRLFRIEND'S DAY We need an annual Girlfriends Day! Perhaps it can be in August since there are no major holidays (somebody call Hallmark)! And why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married or is pregnant? What would most of us do without our sisters, confidantes, and shopping/lunching/traveling/club hopping/dirt-dishing/gym-going-to " gurlz " ? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! If you get it twice, then you have more than one girlfriend. Be happy. ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS. * Good times are even better when they're shared. * A good long talk can cure almost anything. * Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets. * Listening is just as important as talking. * An understanding friend is better than a therapist; and cheaper too! * Laughter makes the world a happier place. * Friends are like wine; they get better with age. * Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on. * Great minds think alike, especially when they are female! * When it comes to " bonding, " females do it better. * YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!! * Girls just want to have fun. * It's important to make time to do " girl things. " * Calories don't count when you are having lunch (or any other food) with your girlfriends * You can never have too many shoes. * GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!!! PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS Also... IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Taxis stop for us. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We'll never regret piercing our ears. We can fully assess a person just by looking at his/her shoes. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Send this to the bright women you know and make their day!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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