Joke

[Guest guest]

Classmates Many of us are guilty of looking at others our own age and thinking, "Surely, I can't be that old". If you've ever done this, then you'll appreciate the following. My name is Alice and I was sitting in the waiting room for my First appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the Same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be The same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Park High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride."When did you graduate?" I asked. "In 1965," he replied. "Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely ... And then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fatass, grey-haired decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"