Guest guest Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Killer Biscuits lol KILLER BISCUITS WANTED for ATTEMPTED MURDER >(the actual AP Headline) > > > > Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and >while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. > > > >Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up >and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. > >One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and >walked over to the car. He noticed that 's eyes were now open, and >she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and replied >that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her >brain in for over an hour. > >The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors >were locked and refused to remove her hands from her head. > >When they finally got in, they found that had a wad of bread stuck >to the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from >the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad >of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find >out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. > >She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her >brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. > >And, yes, is a blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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