Re: One moreIn Honor of Dopey People/ folding children

[Guest guest]

We never used strollers with our kids: perambulators

(buggies) or back carriers. I swear solemnly that we

never once "folded" our children!

(could not resist!),

Cheers!

n

In Honor of Dopey PeopleTo: "MSersLife" <MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.com>Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM

Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.

~~

In Honour of Dopey People . . .Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."============ ========= =====On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."============ ========= ======On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)============ ========= =====On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."============ ========= ==On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping.============ ========= ========= ======On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)============ ========= ======On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions:

Use like regular soap."============ ========= =======On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)============ ========= ===On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."============ ========= =========On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."============ ========= =========On most brands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."============ ========= =====On a Japanese food processor --"Not to be used for the other use."

============ ========= =========On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."============ ========= ======On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."============ ========= ===On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[Guest guest]

That was good read my reply when it comes up you may get another chuckle Cheers marion j rojas wrote: We never used strollers with our kids: perambulators (buggies) or back carriers. I swear solemnly that we never once "folded" our children! (could not resist!), Cheers! n In Honor of Dopey PeopleTo: "MSersLife" <MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.com>Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last. ~~ In Honour of Dopey People . . .Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."============ ========= =====On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."============ ========= ======On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould

just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)============ ========= =====On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."============ ========= ==On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping.============ ========= ========= ======On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)============ ========= ======On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions: Use like regular soap."============ ========= =======On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)============ ========= ===On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."============ ========= =========On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."============ ========= =========On most

brands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."============ ========= =====On a Japanese food processor --"Not to be used for the other use." ============ ========= =========On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."============ ========= ======On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."============ ========= ===On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[Guest guest]

LoL! n! Lol.lol. Do you mean like an old fasion buggie? Like the

carriage stroller? We picked one up about a yr ago at a yard sale for

20 bucks! Got it for my sis but she did not appreciate it or like it.

Shes the young generation. Hehe. Anyway, the lady had it stored for

like 30 yrs and her parents had pushed her around in it when she was a

baby. Reminds me of Rosemarys baby. Its very nice and made in Italy.

Couldnt find any prices out YET but emailed a lady selling a similiar

type on ebay but hers was made here. They are so neat! Kinda bigger

then the newer strollers but definetly 1 of a kind. No way we would

fold up our children in this.hehe.

hugz,cassy

Re: One more In Honor of Dopey People/ folding children

We never used strollers with our kids: perambulators

(buggies) or back carriers. I swear solemnly that we

never once " folded " our children!

(could not resist!),

Cheers!

n

In Honor of Dopey People

To: " MSersLife " & lt;MSersLife@yahoogrou ps.com & gt;

Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM

Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.

~~

In Honour of Dopey People . . .

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

" Do not turn upside down. "

============ ========= =====

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

" Warning: contains nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

" Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication. "

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

============ ========= =====

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

" Product will be hot after heating. "

============ ========= ==

On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.

============ ========= ========= ======

On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

============ ========= ======

On a bar of Dial soap --

" Directions:

Use like regular soap. "

============ ========= =======

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

" Serving suggestion: Defrost. "

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

============ ========= ===

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

" Do not iron clothes on body. "

============ ========= =========

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

" Warning: May cause drowsiness. "

============ ========= =========

On most brands of Christmas lights --

" For indoor or outdoor use only. "

============ ========= =====

On a Japanese food processor --

" Not to be used for the other use. "

============ ========= =========

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

" Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On a child's Superman costume --

" Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. "

============ ========= ===

On a Swedish chainsaw --

" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. "

[Guest guest]

Yes, I meant the truly old-fashioned buggies

then called "perambulators." Higher up than

a grocery cart--above the waist of the adult

pushing said stalwart vehicle. The big advantage

to them was that they were little beds and baby

could just fall asleep and actually nap in the

buggie. And so far as safety goes, no chance

of some impaired driver not seeing that tiny

little stroller way down on the ground, and hitting

the baby! I have seen these, usually manufactured

in Europe at Saks Fifth Avenue Stores, Marshall-

Field in Chicago, Macy's and even Nordstrom's

department stores.

Sorry, I just could not resist the line about not having

"folded" the children--honest, I really did know what

was intended!

Love to you all,

n, tittering just a bit, but still traumatized by those

strollers being pushed ahead of the taller adult, and

those little kids way down almost on the pavement.

Terrifies my car, Marco Polo!

In Honor of Dopey PeopleTo: "MSersLife" & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PMHmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.~~In Honour of Dopey People . . .Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."============ ========= =====On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."============ ========= ======On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5

year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)============ ========= =====On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."============ ========= ==On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping.============ ========= ========= ======On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)============ ========= ======On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions:Use like regular soap."============ ========= =======On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)============ ========= ===On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."============ ========= =========On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."============ ========= =========On most

brands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."============ ========= =====On a Japanese food processor --"Not to be used for the other use."============ ========= =========On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."============ ========= ======On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."============ ========= ===On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[Guest guest]

LoL n! Your funny! The one we have the base part comes off and

looks like a lil boat. My baby neice has actually slept in just the

boat(carriage) part before. When she was smaller and her and my sister

would sleep over. She was so tiny everyone was worried they would roll

on her and crush her but there was no way of rolling over this big ol

piece of plastic. Or her rolling off. It takes up so much room but I

like it so much I cannot part. For a time,almost though.lol. I seen

alot on ebay,not as good of condition either for 300$ at the cheapest.

There is no way a car would miss this buggy. It is almost the size of a

small sport car.lol. At least the size of my scooter,maybe a lil

bigger. Maybe thats how everyone stayed in shape.hehe. It is

incredibly hard to maneuver(so big) and im thinking it took lots of

muscles for mothers to push there lil ones in it. Some of the stroller

carts are scary.I remember 1 time we were shopping and 1 of my

daughters were in one.She had a little hissy fit and used her

Re: One more In Honor of Dopey People/ folding children

Yes, I meant the truly old-fashioned buggies

then called " perambulators. " Higher up than

a grocery cart--above the waist of the adult

pushing said stalwart vehicle. The big advantage

to them was that they were little beds and baby

could just fall asleep and actually nap in the

buggie. And so far as safety goes, no chance

of some impaired driver not seeing that tiny

little stroller way down on the ground, and hitting

the baby! I have seen these, usually manufactured

in Europe at Saks Fifth Avenue Stores, Marshall-

Field in Chicago, Macy's and even Nordstrom's

department stores.

Sorry, I just could not resist the line about not having

" folded " the children--honest, I really did know what

was intended!

Love to you all,

n, tittering just a bit, but still traumatized by those

strollers being pushed ahead of the taller adult, and

those little kids way down almost on the pavement.

Terrifies my car, Marco Polo!

In Honor of Dopey People

To: " MSersLife " & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;

Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM

Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.

~~

In Honour of Dopey People . . .

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

" Do not turn upside down. "

============ ========= =====

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

" Warning: contains nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

" Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication. "

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5

year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

============ ========= =====

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

" Product will be hot after heating. "

============ ========= ==

On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.

============ ========= ========= ======

On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

============ ========= ======

On a bar of Dial soap --

" Directions:

Use like regular soap. "

============ ========= =======

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

" Serving suggestion: Defrost. "

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

============ ========= ===

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

" Do not iron clothes on body. "

============ ========= =========

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

" Warning: May cause drowsiness. "

============ ========= =========

On most

brands of Christmas lights --

" For indoor or outdoor use only. "

============ ========= =====

On a Japanese food processor --

" Not to be used for the other use. "

============ ========= =========

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

" Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On a child's Superman costume --

" Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. "

============ ========= ===

On a Swedish chainsaw --

" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. "

[Guest guest]

Once again I sent before I was suppose too. Sorry n and

Everyone!! So,once we were shopping and my daughter was having a hissy

fit and used her feet as a break to slow down the stroller,well,it

didnt just slow down.It jerked forward then back into me and back onto

her feet.Ouch! Yes.she did try it again.lol. She may as well have been

pushing herself on the ground. Lol. I have dont the accidental fold

before too though. All on accident of course! But sometimes a lil

funny,as long as noone is hurt so titer titer away.I sure could use

some of your happy spirit over here.Maybe this summer we can finally

meet!I saw a lady at walmart today.She reminded me of you.I know I have

never met you but from your pic and I heard her talking and I was

thinking awww.she reminds me of n,was tempted to ask.~ww~But you

wouldnt travel to Sacramento and not tell me right!?

talk to you later.sweet dreams.

hugz,cassy

Re: One more In Honor of Dopey People/ folding children

Yes, I meant the truly old-fashioned buggies

then called " perambulators. " Higher up than

a grocery cart--above the waist of the adult

pushing said stalwart vehicle. The big advantage

to them was that they were little beds and baby

could just fall asleep and actually nap in the

buggie. And so far as safety goes, no chance

of some impaired driver not seeing that tiny

little stroller way down on the ground, and hitting

the baby! I have seen these, usually manufactured

in Europe at Saks Fifth Avenue Stores, Marshall-

Field in Chicago, Macy's and even Nordstrom's

department stores.

Sorry, I just could not resist the line about not having

" folded " the children--honest, I really did know what

was intended!

Love to you all,

n, tittering just a bit, but still traumatized by those

strollers being pushed ahead of the taller adult, and

those little kids way down almost on the pavement.

Terrifies my car, Marco Polo!

In Honor of Dopey People

To: " MSersLife " & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;

Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM

Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.

~~

In Honour of Dopey People . . .

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

" Do not turn upside down. "

============ ========= =====

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

" Warning: contains nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

" Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication. "

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5

year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

============ ========= =====

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

" Product will be hot after heating. "

============ ========= ==

On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.

============ ========= ========= ======

On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

============ ========= ======

On a bar of Dial soap --

" Directions:

Use like regular soap. "

============ ========= =======

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

" Serving suggestion: Defrost. "

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

============ ========= ===

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

" Do not iron clothes on body. "

============ ========= =========

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

" Warning: May cause drowsiness. "

============ ========= =========

On most

brands of Christmas lights --

" For indoor or outdoor use only. "

============ ========= =====

On a Japanese food processor --

" Not to be used for the other use. "

============ ========= =========

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

" Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On a child's Superman costume --

" Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. "

============ ========= ===

On a Swedish chainsaw --

" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. "

[Guest guest]

'Tis O.K. Cassy! And no, I cannot imagine

going clear to Sacramento without letting

you know. (Though I have misplaced your

telephone number),

Love to, Cassy, and to all in our group,

with our MS sense of humor. . . .

In Honor of Dopey PeopleTo: "MSersLife"

& lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PMHmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.~~In Honour of Dopey People . . .Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."============ ========= =====On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."============ ========= ======On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)============ ========= =====On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."============ ========= ==On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use

while sleeping.============ ========= ========= ======On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)============ ========= ======On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions:Use like regular soap."============ ========= =======On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)============ ========= ===On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."============ ========= =========On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."============ ========= =========On mostbrands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."============ ========= =====On a Japanese food processor --"Not to be used for the other use."============ ========= =========On an American

Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."============ ========= ======On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."============ ========= ===On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[Guest guest]

Plastic? I have seen those British perambulators

(aka "buggies") at Saks Fifth Avenue in San Fran

cisco. No platic: stainless steel, real leather, cot

ton filled mattress, more like a baby version of

a limousine, only taller and higher. Complete

with light and horn--yet! My own mother actually

had one of these (1937) in Grosse Pointe, MI.

When I first saw little kids in strollers, I thought

that all the kids were handicapped in some way

and that these were some kind of miniature little

"wheel chairs" for them. Of course, this illusion

was furthered by the fact that all four of my own

kids walked at nine months and ran by ten months.

Me? Hey! I was premature; I walked at 16 months.

Heaps of family photos of me in my "buggy."

n, who is obviously up way too late, getting

a little strange. . . .

Love to you all, M.~

In Honor of Dopey PeopleTo: "MSersLife" & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PMHmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.~~In Honour of Dopey People . . .Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."============ ========= =====On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."============ ========= ======On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)============ ========= =====On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will

be hot after heating."============ ========= ==On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping.============ ========= ========= ======On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)============ ========= ======On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions:Use like regular soap."============ ========= =======On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)============ ========= ===On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."============ ========= =========On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."============ ========= =========On mostbrands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."============ ========= =====On a Japanese food processor

--"Not to be used for the other use."============ ========= =========On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."============ ========= ======On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."============ ========= ===On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[Guest guest]

(getting?) -- Re: One more In Honor of Dopey People/ folding children Plastic? I have seen those British perambulators (aka "buggies") at Saks Fifth Avenue in San Fran cisco. No platic: stainless steel, real leather, cot ton filled mattress, more like a baby version of a limousine, only taller and higher. Complete with light and horn--yet! My own mother actually had one of these (1937) in Grosse Pointe, MI. When I first saw little kids in strollers, I thought that all the kids were handicapped in some way and that these were some kind of miniature little "wheel chairs" for them. Of course, this illusion was furthered by the fact that all four of my own kids walked at nine months and ran by ten months. Me? Hey! I was premature; I walked at 16 months. Heaps of family photos of me in my "buggy." n, who is obviously up way too late, getting a little strange. . . . Love to you all, M.~ In Honor of Dopey PeopleTo: "MSersLife" & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PMHmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.~~In Honour of Dopey People . . .Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."============ ========= =====On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."============ ========= ======On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)============ ========= =====On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."============ ========= ==On a Sears hairdryer --Do not use while sleeping.============ ========= ========= ======On a bag of Fritos --You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)============ ========= ======On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions:Use like regular soap."============ ========= =======On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)============ ========= ===On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."============ ========= =========On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."============ ========= =========On mostbrands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."============ ========= =====On a Japanese food processor --"Not to be used for the other use."============ ========= =========On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."============ ========= ======On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."============ ========= ===On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[Guest guest]

You mean something like this:http://www.emmaljunga.com/or this:http://www.sleepyhollowcanada.com/manufacturers/brio/brioduo.htmlIn Sweden that's the way strollers/prams look. In other words, to me those are not "big" or "tall" - it's the other kind(s) that are "tiny". It really depends on the perspective... Those "tiny" ones with the really small wheels is something you can see tourists use in Sweden, but never anyone actually living here. Most swedes refers to the "tiny" models as "continental" - conveying the thought that they may work in continental Europe, or at least southern parts of continental Europe, where snow and sleet is not an issue. The big wheels and high strollers/prams are necessary to be able to manage/steer a stroller in the Swedish winters (and to avoid having the infant or child covered in snow when passing through/over drifts of it...).Thanks for insights into other ways of seeing things!love/Reb> > From: Smyelin groovy & lt;smyelingroovy@ yahoo.com & gt;> Subject: In Honor of Dopey People> To: "MSersLife" & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;> Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM> > Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.> > ~~> > In Honour of Dopey People . . .> > Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.> > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --> "Do not turn upside down."> > ============ ========= =====> > On Sainsbury's peanuts --> "Warning: contains nuts."> > ============ ========= ======> > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --> "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking> this medication."> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we> could just get those 5> year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)> > ============ ========= =====> > On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --> "Product will be hot after heating."> > ============ ========= ==> > On a Sears hairdryer --> Do not use while sleeping.> > ============ ========= ========= ======> > On a bag of Fritos --> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.> Details inside.> (the shoplifter special?)> > ============ ========= ======> > On a bar of Dial soap --> "Directions:> Use like regular soap."> > ============ ========= =======> > On some Swanson frozen dinners --> "Serving suggestion: Defrost."> (but, it's just a suggestion.)> > ============ ========= ===> > On packaging for a Rowenta iron --> "Do not iron clothes on body."> > ============ ========= =========> > On Nytol Sleep Aid --> "Warning: May cause drowsiness."> > ============ ========= =========> > On most> brands of Christmas lights --> "For indoor or outdoor use only."> > ============ ========= =====> > On a Japanese food processor --> "Not to be used for the other use."> > ============ ========= =========> > On an American Airlines packet of nuts --> "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."> > ============ ========= ======> > On a child's Superman costume --> "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."> > ============ ========= ===> > On a Swedish chainsaw --> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.">

[Guest guest]

I didnt think so. Heres my number

My call waiting dosnt work and I dont have an answering machine. I

meant to get a new phone yesterday with call waiting and a machine but

of course totally forgot.This teenager(Renes daughter,my step

daughter:) can sure talk! She is on the phone more then I think she

breathes.

Teenagers sure can be a pain in the you know what!

hugz,cassy

Re: One more In Honor of Dopey People/ folding children

'Tis O.K. Cassy! And no, I cannot imagine

going clear to Sacramento without letting

you know. (Though I have misplaced your

telephone number),

Love to, Cassy, and to all in our group,

with our MS sense of humor. . . .

In Honor of Dopey People

To: " MSersLife "

& lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;

Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM

Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.

~~

In Honour of Dopey People . . .

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

" Do not turn upside down. "

============ ========= =====

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

" Warning: contains nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

" Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication. "

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5

year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

============ ========= =====

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

" Product will be hot after heating. "

============ ========= ==

On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use

while sleeping.

============ ========= ========= ======

On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

============ ========= ======

On a bar of Dial soap --

" Directions:

Use like regular soap. "

============ ========= =======

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

" Serving suggestion: Defrost. "

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

============ ========= ===

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

" Do not iron clothes on body. "

============ ========= =========

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

" Warning: May cause drowsiness. "

============ ========= =========

On most

brands of Christmas lights --

" For indoor or outdoor use only. "

============ ========= =====

On a Japanese food processor --

" Not to be used for the other use. "

============ ========= =========

On an American

Airlines packet of nuts --

" Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On a child's Superman costume --

" Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. "

============ ========= ===

On a Swedish chainsaw --

" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. "

[Guest guest]

Yup! I think it is plastic! I may jus have to post a pic one of these

days. My nanny(moms mom) has a few pics with my mom and her brothers in

a buggy. Would love to see your pics if you have any! I just think

these buggy/carriages are so incredibly neat! And if by some chance I

get better I want to have a baby,a boy. And he will have a buggy and a

moses basket. i love unique or one of a kind anything! Even if theres

a million in factory.hehe.

luv n hugz,

cassy

Re: One more In Honor of Dopey People/ folding children

Plastic? I have seen those British perambulators

(aka " buggies " ) at Saks Fifth Avenue in San Fran

cisco. No platic: stainless steel, real leather, cot

ton filled mattress, more like a baby version of

a limousine, only taller and higher. Complete

with light and horn--yet! My own mother actually

had one of these (1937) in Grosse Pointe, MI.

When I first saw little kids in strollers, I thought

that all the kids were handicapped in some way

and that these were some kind of miniature little

" wheel chairs " for them. Of course, this illusion

was furthered by the fact that all four of my own

kids walked at nine months and ran by ten months.

Me? Hey! I waspremature; I walked at 16 months.

Heaps of family photos of me in my " buggy. "

n, who is obviously up way too late, getting

a little strange. . . .

Love to you all, M.~

In Honor of Dopey People

To: " MSersLife " & lt;MSersLife@ yahoogrou ps.com & gt;

Date: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 3:24 PM

Hmm... my favorite, and the most disconcerting, is the last.

~~

In Honour of Dopey People . . .

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

" Do not turn upside down. "

============ ========= =====

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

" Warning: contains nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

" Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication. "

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5

year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

============ ========= =====

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

" Product will

be hot after heating. "

============ ========= ==

On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.

============ ========= ========= ======

On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

============ ========= ======

On a bar of Dial soap --

" Directions:

Use like regular soap. "

============ ========= =======

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

" Serving suggestion: Defrost. "

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

============ ========= ===

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

" Do not iron clothes on body. "

============ ========= =========

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

" Warning: May cause drowsiness. "

============ ========= =========

On most

brands of Christmas lights --

" For indoor or outdoor use only. "

============ ========= =====

On a Japanese food processor

--

" Not to be used for the other use. "

============ ========= =========

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

" Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. "

============ ========= ======

On a child's Superman costume --

" Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. "

============ ========= ===

On a Swedish chainsaw --

" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. "