What Makes 100%?

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(Please pardon the bad language...)

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever

wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give

over 100%. How about achieving 103% or 127%? What makes up 100% in

life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you! .

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard

work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you

there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the

top!