Guest guest Posted June 13, 2003 Report Share Posted June 13, 2003 > > > > > Subject: Scientific Discovery > > > > Researchers find new element, the world's heaviest > > > > BUFFALO, New York (AP) -- Researchers at the University of Buffalo recently > > discovered the heaviest element known to science: administratium. > > Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and > > 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. > > > > These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which is > > surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since > > administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected > > because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute > > amount of administratium causes one reaction to take more than four days to > > complete when it would normally take less than one second. > > > > Administratium has a normal half-life of three years. It does not decay but, > > instead, undergoes a reorganization, in which a number of the assistant > > neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places. > > In fact, administratium's mass will actually increase over time as each > > reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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