For Esther (OT)

[Guest guest]

My dad sent me these ...

TWISTED RESEARCH

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to

death.

(Creepy.)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced

enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced

to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig ... How'd they figure this out, and

why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work? ...Still can't get over that pig

thing)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And pigs get 30-minute orgasms?

Doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed

people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,

and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of what? Did taxpayers pay for this

research??)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(Who knew? Who cares? How'd they find out? Ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the

length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? ... And why pigs?)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its

body. The female initiates sex by ripping the

male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....?)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, geez. That's almost as bad as catfish)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

After reading all these, all I can say is...lucky pigs.

[Guest guest]

I just want to know who paid for the reasearch!