Guest guest Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Thanks Kate! Rofl! Lol.. I luvd em! Thats me! Finally got my head together and my body fell apart! Rofl! Lol. ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Shape Yahoo! in your own image. Join our Network Research Panel today! http://surveylink.yahoo.com/gmrs/yahoo_panel_invite.asp?a=7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Thanks Kate! Rofl! Lol.. I luvd em! Thats me! Finally got my head together and my body fell apart! Rofl! Lol. --- MSersLife wrote: > HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST CASSY!!! SINGING TO YOU AS I WRITE THIS! BELOW ARE SOME FUNNIES FOR YOUR DAY! HOPE YOU LIKE THEM...I DON'T THINK ANY ARE OFFENDING...IF THERE ARE, IT IS UNINTENTIONAL! HAVE A BLAST SWEETIE, LOVE ,KATE > > > > Some Funny Tidbits > > > a.. Birds of a feather flock together, and shit on your car. > > b.. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. > > c.. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. > > d.. If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. > > e.. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. > > f.. Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. > > g.. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. > > h.. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. > > i.. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot. > > j.. Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel. It's a lot cheaper than plastic surgery. > > k.. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. > > l.. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. > > m.. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. > > n.. Perhaps you know why women over 50 don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them. > > o.. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. > > p.. Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'til the thought goes away. > > q.. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. > > r.. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. > > s.. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. > > t.. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Need a vacation? Get great deals to amazing places on Yahoo! Travel. http://travel.yahoo.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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