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Thanks Kate! Rofl! Lol.. I luvd em! Thats me! Finally

got my head together and my body fell apart! Rofl!

Lol.

--- MSersLife

wrote:

> HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST CASSY!!! SINGING TO

YOU AS I WRITE THIS! BELOW ARE SOME FUNNIES FOR YOUR

DAY! HOPE YOU LIKE THEM...I DON'T THINK ANY ARE

OFFENDING...IF THERE ARE, IT IS UNINTENTIONAL! HAVE A

BLAST SWEETIE, LOVE ,KATE

>

>

>

> Some Funny Tidbits

>

>

> a.. Birds of a feather flock together, and shit on

your car.

>

> b.. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail

Jell-O to a tree.

>

> c.. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you

take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting

here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

>

> d.. If you can remain calm, you don't have all the

facts.

>

> e.. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning,

and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the

day.

>

> f.. Always take time to stop and smell the roses

and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

>

> g.. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the

other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a

good mooning.

>

> h.. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually

when your car windows are down.

>

> i.. It's a small world. So you gotta use your

elbows a lot.

>

> j.. Keep your nose to the grindstone and your

shoulder to the wheel. It's a lot cheaper than plastic

surgery.

>

> k.. Forget the health food. I need all the

preservatives I can get.

>

> l.. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for

they are sticking to their diets.

>

> m.. You're getting old when you get the same

sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from

a roller coaster.

>

> n.. Perhaps you know why women over 50 don't have

babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget

where they left them.

>

> o.. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves

completely.

>

> p.. Every time I think about exercise, I lie down

'til the thought goes away.

>

> q.. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain

number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will

live forever.

>

> r.. It's frustrating when you know all the

answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

>

> s.. I finally got my head together, and my body

fell apart.

>

> t.. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

>

>

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