Re: Ouch

[Guest guest]

ROFL!

[dixmstx@...] wrote:

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was

the Bullbreeding exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a

sign attached that said, " This bull mated 50 times last year. " The wife

playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, " See.He mated 50

times last year, once-a-week. "

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

" This bull mated 120 times last year "

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, " That's more than

twice week! You could learn a lot from him. "

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

in capital letters, " This bull mated 365 times last year. " The wife,

so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,

that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one "

The ! husband looked at her and said, " Go over and ask him if it was

with the same cow! "

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to

stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations,

he will be okay!

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' in Texas

Courage is not being fearless, courage is facing your fears and not running

for cover!