Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 Thought you women would enjoy, nit sure if you should show your husbands!Kim Things That Would Happen if Men Bore Babies 1) Maternity leave would last two years - with full pay. 2) Men would stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 3) All methods of birth control would be 100 percent effective. 4) Natural childbirth would be obsolete. 5) Newborns would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 6) There would be a cure for stretch marks. 7) Morning sickness would rank as the nation's No. 1 health problem. 8) People wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9) Triplets would be subsidized by the federal goverment. 10) Briefcases would be designed so they could double as diaper bags. 11) Paternity suits would be fashion line. 12) All male children would have to be home by 10 p.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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