Fw: had to pass this on....

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had to pass this on....ROFLCan't eat Beef, Mad cow.... Can't eat chicken . bird flu Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMM M M M M I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!! Chocolate is a Vegetable**Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.Bean = vegetable.**Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.**Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.****To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.**Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.**Remember - - -"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)"That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it."