Guest guest Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 A touch of humor to share with your members. Hugs, Deanna MY APPETITE IS MY SHEPHERD (POUND 23)My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.It destroyeth my shape.Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eatingFor the food tasteth so good.The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.When the table is spread before me, it exciteth meFor I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.As I filleth my plate continuously,My clothes runneth smaller.Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my lifeAnd I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Deanna, I'm saving this and will share it with my TOPS groups on an appropriate night. Thanks for sending it. It would be funny if it weren't so true for me. I'm going to read and re- read this repeatedly and take it seriously so that maybe I'll get it thru my thick head that I don't *have* to cave in to my desires for food. Kathleen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Deanna, I'm saving this and will share it with my TOPS groups on an appropriate night. Thanks for sending it. It would be funny if it weren't so true for me. I'm going to read and re- read this repeatedly and take it seriously so that maybe I'll get it thru my thick head that I don't *have* to cave in to my desires for food. Kathleen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Deanna, I'm saving this and will share it with my TOPS groups on an appropriate night. Thanks for sending it. It would be funny if it weren't so true for me. I'm going to read and re- read this repeatedly and take it seriously so that maybe I'll get it thru my thick head that I don't *have* to cave in to my desires for food. Kathleen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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