Guest guest Posted December 14, 2000 Report Share Posted December 14, 2000 " OLD " IS WHEN..... > Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love, " and you answer, " Honey, > I > can't do both! " > > Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. > > A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. > > You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go > along. > > You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. > > " Getting a little action " means, " I don't need to take any fiber today. " > > " Getting lucky " means you find your car in the parking lot. > > An " all nighter " means not getting up to pee! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2000 Report Share Posted December 15, 2000 Carol, That was the first thing that I could laugh about today. thanks. My daughter is having some leg problems showing as balance insecurity and falling. Her mood is changing a lot which could be the Thalidomide as well as could be the physical problems (also a worry is the lumbar tumor). So I really appreciate the chuckles your " Old " provided. Grateful, Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2000 Report Share Posted December 15, 2000 Carol, That was the first thing that I could laugh about today. thanks. My daughter is having some leg problems showing as balance insecurity and falling. Her mood is changing a lot which could be the Thalidomide as well as could be the physical problems (also a worry is the lumbar tumor). So I really appreciate the chuckles your " Old " provided. Grateful, Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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