Fw: I think Santa Claus is a woman....

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I think Santa Claus is a woman....

I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! Even for those who can, why WOULD they??? When was the last time a man got all excited about throwing a party unless it involved football or some other major sporting event? For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. For sure though, even if they let the reindeer live until AFTER Christmas, they'd put headers on the sleigh so it could be a louder and cooler sleigh and then wonder why the reindeers were scared to death! Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man: Men can't pack a bag. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves. Men don't answer their mail. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a " bowl full of jelly. " And the clincher.... Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them. Merry Christmas!

Bon ;-)

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The truth hurts!!!!!!!!! LOL! LOL!

Marcus wrote:

OH GARBAGE

JANE !!!

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The truth hurts!!!!!!!!! LOL! LOL!

Marcus wrote:

OH GARBAGE

JANE !!!

[Guest guest]

The truth hurts!!!!!!!!! LOL! LOL!

Marcus wrote:

OH GARBAGE

JANE !!!

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I think Santa Claus is a woman....

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Can;t be everyone knows santa likes milk and cookies,not diet coke and saltines.

Never once did I hear Santa tell rudolph " I think we're going the wrong way "

Jimmy

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I think Santa Claus is a woman....

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Can;t be everyone knows santa likes milk and cookies,not diet coke and saltines.

Never once did I hear Santa tell rudolph " I think we're going the wrong way "

Jimmy

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I think Santa Claus is a woman....

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Can;t be everyone knows santa likes milk and cookies,not diet coke and saltines.

Never once did I hear Santa tell rudolph " I think we're going the wrong way "

Jimmy