Fwd: Fw: Why men are happier

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Subject: Fw: Why men are happier

Why men are happier people.....

What do you expect from us simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a whiteT-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just

too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood -- all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can " do " your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Ain't life GRAND!

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Fw: Why men are happierWhy men are happier people.....What do you expect from us simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a whiteT-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth.You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One mood -- all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.You almost never have strap problems in public.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life.Your belly usually hides your big hips.One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.Ain't life GRAND!

[Guest guest]

Aggie, where do you get these? They are tooooooo funny!!!Elaine

Fw: Why men are happierWhy men are happier people.....What do you expect from us simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a whiteT-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth.You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is justtoo icky.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One mood -- all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.You almost never have strap problems in public.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life.Your belly usually hides your big hips.One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.Ain't life GRAND!----- End forwarded message ---------------------------------------------------------------------S & L Internet http://www.devtex.net Linux powered....so it always works!EMAIL SUPPORT TEXAS-STYLE!!Visit us on the web: http://www.texastops.org

[Guest guest]

Aggie, where do you get these? They are tooooooo funny!!!Elaine

Fw: Why men are happierWhy men are happier people.....What do you expect from us simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a whiteT-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth.You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is justtoo icky.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One mood -- all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.You almost never have strap problems in public.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life.Your belly usually hides your big hips.One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.Ain't life GRAND!----- End forwarded message ---------------------------------------------------------------------S & L Internet http://www.devtex.net Linux powered....so it always works!EMAIL SUPPORT TEXAS-STYLE!!Visit us on the web: http://www.texastops.org