Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 If it is hard to get your children together for the holidays - here is an idea - >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New >York >and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to >tell >you that your mother and I are divorcing; >forty-five years >of misery is enough. " > >Pop, what are you talking about? " the son screams. > > " We can't stand the sight of each other any >longer, " the old man says. > " We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking > >about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and >tell her, " >and he hangs up. > >Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on > >the phone. Like hell they're getting divorced, " >she shouts, > " I'll take care of this. " > >She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the >old man, " You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a >single >thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother >back, and we'll >both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a >thing, DO YOU >HEAR ME? " and hangs up. > >The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to >his wife. " Okay, " he says, " they're coming for >Thanksgiving. >Now what do we tell them for Christmas? " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 Hey crew.. i am 15 and even though I was 3 months old when my parents got a divorice... it still hard on the kids.. So please think long and hard b4 you get one... Bruder Fw: divorce > If it is hard to get your children together for the holidays - here is an > idea - > > >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New > >York > >and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to > >tell > >you that your mother and I are divorcing; > >forty-five years > >of misery is enough. " > > > >Pop, what are you talking about? " the son screams. > > > > " We can't stand the sight of each other any > >longer, " the old man says. > > " We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking > > > >about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and > >tell her, " > >and he hangs up. > > > >Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on > > > >the phone. Like hell they're getting divorced, " > >she shouts, > > " I'll take care of this. " > > > >She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the > >old man, " You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a > >single > >thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother > >back, and we'll > >both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a > >thing, DO YOU > >HEAR ME? " and hangs up. > > > >The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to > >his wife. " Okay, " he says, " they're coming for > >Thanksgiving. > >Now what do we tell them for Christmas? " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 Hey crew.. i am 15 and even though I was 3 months old when my parents got a divorice... it still hard on the kids.. So please think long and hard b4 you get one... Bruder Fw: divorce > If it is hard to get your children together for the holidays - here is an > idea - > > >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New > >York > >and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to > >tell > >you that your mother and I are divorcing; > >forty-five years > >of misery is enough. " > > > >Pop, what are you talking about? " the son screams. > > > > " We can't stand the sight of each other any > >longer, " the old man says. > > " We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking > > > >about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and > >tell her, " > >and he hangs up. > > > >Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on > > > >the phone. Like hell they're getting divorced, " > >she shouts, > > " I'll take care of this. " > > > >She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the > >old man, " You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a > >single > >thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother > >back, and we'll > >both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a > >thing, DO YOU > >HEAR ME? " and hangs up. > > > >The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to > >his wife. " Okay, " he says, " they're coming for > >Thanksgiving. > >Now what do we tell them for Christmas? " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 Hey crew.. i am 15 and even though I was 3 months old when my parents got a divorice... it still hard on the kids.. So please think long and hard b4 you get one... Bruder Fw: divorce > If it is hard to get your children together for the holidays - here is an > idea - > > >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New > >York > >and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to > >tell > >you that your mother and I are divorcing; > >forty-five years > >of misery is enough. " > > > >Pop, what are you talking about? " the son screams. > > > > " We can't stand the sight of each other any > >longer, " the old man says. > > " We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking > > > >about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and > >tell her, " > >and he hangs up. > > > >Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on > > > >the phone. Like hell they're getting divorced, " > >she shouts, > > " I'll take care of this. " > > > >She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the > >old man, " You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a > >single > >thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother > >back, and we'll > >both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a > >thing, DO YOU > >HEAR ME? " and hangs up. > > > >The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to > >his wife. " Okay, " he says, " they're coming for > >Thanksgiving. > >Now what do we tell them for Christmas? " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 I agree ....Always remember though that it was their problem....you had NOTHNG to do with it. Carol pbrud85 wrote: > Hey crew.. i am 15 and even though I was 3 months old when my parents got a > divorice... it still hard on the kids.. So please think long and hard b4 you > get one... > > Bruder > Fw: divorce > > > If it is hard to get your children together for the holidays - here is an > > idea - > > > > >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New > > >York > > >and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to > > >tell > > >you that your mother and I are divorcing; > > >forty-five years > > >of misery is enough. " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 I agree ....Always remember though that it was their problem....you had NOTHNG to do with it. Carol pbrud85 wrote: > Hey crew.. i am 15 and even though I was 3 months old when my parents got a > divorice... it still hard on the kids.. So please think long and hard b4 you > get one... > > Bruder > Fw: divorce > > > If it is hard to get your children together for the holidays - here is an > > idea - > > > > >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New > > >York > > >and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to > > >tell > > >you that your mother and I are divorcing; > > >forty-five years > > >of misery is enough. " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 I agree ....Always remember though that it was their problem....you had NOTHNG to do with it. Carol pbrud85 wrote: > Hey crew.. i am 15 and even though I was 3 months old when my parents got a > divorice... it still hard on the kids.. So please think long and hard b4 you > get one... > > Bruder > Fw: divorce > > > If it is hard to get your children together for the holidays - here is an > > idea - > > > > >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New > > >York > > >and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to > > >tell > > >you that your mother and I are divorcing; > > >forty-five years > > >of misery is enough. " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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