Blonds

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Did I tell ya I'm going to Red Hair...LOL... enjoy

Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat

for Humanity house.

Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her

nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or

nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, " Why are

you throwing those nails away? "

Carol explained, " When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of

them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away. "

Donna got completely upset and yelled, " You moron! Those nails

aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house! "

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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a

drive-in movie? They had gone to see " Closed for the Winter. "

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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a

really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she

took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde,

so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into

the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and

started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened So she blew a

little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her

and asked, " What are you doing? " The first blonde told her how the

repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in

order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, " Duh, like... HELLO! You

need to roll up the windows first. "

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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver

thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up

and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, " Why,

that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. "

" Wow, " said the blonde, " that's amazing.! ...I'm going to buy it!! "

So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day Her

boss saw it on her desk. " What's that, " he asked? " Why, that's a

thermos....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, " she

replied.

Her boss inquired, " What do you have in it? " The blond

replied........ " Two popsicles and some coffee "

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her

boss asked sympathetically, " What's the matter? " The blonde replies,

" Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had

passed away. " The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, " Why don't you go

home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest. "

" Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off

it and I have a better chance of doing that here. "

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours

pass and the

boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office

and sees the blonde crying hysterically. " What's so bad now? Are you

gonna be okay? " he asks.

" No! " exclaims the blonde. " I just received a horrible call

from my sister. Her mother died, too. "