Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 Vaughn, Thanks for making me laugh today. You are a card! Flora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 Vaughn, Thanks for making me laugh today. You are a card! Flora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 what does this have to do with PLS? > >Reply-To: PLS-FRIENDS >To: <PLS-FRIENDS > >Subject: A WOMAN's RANDOM THOUGHTS >Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 11:52:33 -0500 > >A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS > > >If you love something, set it free. >If it comes back, it will always be yours. >If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. >But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your >food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize >you set it free . . . . . you either married it or gave birth to it. > >Insanity is my only means of relaxation. > >Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics >class pulls a hamstring. > >Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget >where they left them. > >One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain >five pounds. > >The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. > >The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your >body and your fat are really good friends. > >Just when I got used to yesterday, along comes today. > >I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and >setting my panty hose on fire. > >Skinny people irritate me. Especially when the say things like, " You know, >sometimes I just forget to eat. " Now I've forgotten my address, my >telephone number, my mother's maiden name and my car keys. But I have >NEVER forgotten to eat. > >They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that >communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, " Body, how'd >you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning? " Clear as a >bell my body said, " Listen, bitch . . . do it and die! " > >If men run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How >intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? > >If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast and easy! > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 what does this have to do with PLS? > >Reply-To: PLS-FRIENDS >To: <PLS-FRIENDS > >Subject: A WOMAN's RANDOM THOUGHTS >Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 11:52:33 -0500 > >A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS > > >If you love something, set it free. >If it comes back, it will always be yours. >If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. >But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your >food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize >you set it free . . . . . you either married it or gave birth to it. > >Insanity is my only means of relaxation. > >Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics >class pulls a hamstring. > >Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget >where they left them. > >One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain >five pounds. > >The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. > >The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your >body and your fat are really good friends. > >Just when I got used to yesterday, along comes today. > >I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and >setting my panty hose on fire. > >Skinny people irritate me. Especially when the say things like, " You know, >sometimes I just forget to eat. " Now I've forgotten my address, my >telephone number, my mother's maiden name and my car keys. But I have >NEVER forgotten to eat. > >They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that >communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, " Body, how'd >you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning? " Clear as a >bell my body said, " Listen, bitch . . . do it and die! " > >If men run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How >intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? > >If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast and easy! > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 what does this have to do with PLS? >From: belgium46@... >Reply-To: PLS-FRIENDS >To: PLS-FRIENDS >Subject: Re: A WOMAN's RANDOM THOUGHTS >Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 15:15:09 EST > >Vaughn, Thanks for making me laugh today. You are a card! > > >Flora > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 what does this have to do with PLS? >From: belgium46@... >Reply-To: PLS-FRIENDS >To: PLS-FRIENDS >Subject: Re: A WOMAN's RANDOM THOUGHTS >Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 15:15:09 EST > >Vaughn, Thanks for making me laugh today. You are a card! > > >Flora > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 23, 2002 Report Share Posted November 23, 2002 Vaughn, Keep the good the good stuff coming. I print out most all of the stuff posted in the PLS sight for . Which I done this evening (actually Morning) I took it too her and she always puts her chair in the upright postion in case of some funny stuff or she gets choked and then \I have to help her. Anyway she was reading the above print out and got to laughing so loud and hard, the cat came running into the den under my chair. So keep the funny stuff coming as it helps her find a little joy, and laughing is good medicine. Byron and in FL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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